Friday, August 12, 2005

Alot of Tests...

Got 4 test in a week this time leh...
geography...chinese...design & technology and stupid formal letter writing... so XIAN !!!

stupid test lar... chibai...fuck you in the face lar... keninar... chibai... fuck off lar stupids tests...

Monday, August 01, 2005

Something BIG happens...

Todae, on my way home, my 2 choir juniors: one tenor one bass were "fighting" ! so exciting... the bass irritated the tenor and the tenor screamed at him... wah earpiercing scream sia... can compete wif me... then the bass sprayed water at the tenor then the tenor got very pissed off then he took his bottle and threw it at him. then the tenor said:" never mind... moisturise my skin!"

"matthew is an idiot!"
"Christopher jia youz... go home make ur voodoo dolls!"

Sunday, July 31, 2005

Teachers Rawks!!!

My chinese teacher rawks men!
My geog teacher rawks too!
My art teacher rawks even more !!!

SACARQUEEN aka INTERITYQUEEN SUCK LIKE HELL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

More Lame Jokes

Knock knock,
who's there?
Anna.
Anna who?
Anna one, Anna two...

Teacher asks: "what shouldn't you put in ur mouth?"
Student replied: "Lightbulbs!"
Teacher asks: "Why?"
Student replies: "Cos my mum always tell my dad, Off the light before you put it in my mouth!" :p

BalloonBoy Lame Jokes

A Dirty Joke:
John fell into the mud.

A VERY Dirty Joke:
John fell into the mud three times...